“Your sword smells funny.”

The London carriage chase recalls fond memories of Cutthroat Island the pirate movie that sank a studio and remains one of the most underrated adventure movies of all time.

So, we come to On Stranger Tides after our long-ass retrospective on the series. How does it hold up to the rest? Have I finally gotten tired of seeing Capt. Sparrow running around getting up to no good? The answers to these questions and many more, some you haven’t even asked and probably never would have, can be found in this review!