“Who’s the brainless meat-puppet now?”
review of Evil Dead Rise, a horror movie that gets as much right as it doesn’t. A bad script holds it back, good performances and gore balance it out. Sorta.
“I Think It’s Time We Paint Him Red.”
review for John Wick 4 which, as you’ve heard, is another excellent JW movie. I do have some criticisms though…
“Alright, fuck Carol. I hate her too.”
review of Renfield, an abysmal movie being given a pass for some fucking reason. It has like one or two redeeming qualities but otherwise feels like a bad joke.
“Just pay them with magic.”
a review of that new Dungeons and Dragons movie. It was really very good but it did have some jank that I go into here. Someone had to say it.
“Fair is fair.”
a review of The Legend of Billie Jean, a truly excellent example of the early onset of “kid empowerment” media that followed decades of “fuck the kids” media.
“Back off Warchild, seriously.”
A rearview review of Point Break. A masterpiece.
New Blog: Evan Eats the World
Just a head’s up that I launched a secondary blog? A sub-blog? Anyway, whatever ya call it, I launched a blog that is for takes and opinions about shit other than specific media like TV shows or movies. I think about other things! Media isn’t the only vector through which I have thoughts about the […]
“Bro!”
review of the second Avatar movie of the threatened five we’ll supposedly get before we’re all dead. I liked it but I didn’t love it. I expect it’ll grow on me.
“You told me not to think!”
Review of Top Gun: Maverick. I am like the only person in the world who doesn’t like it.
“Are you gonna be noble like your brother or take care of business like me?”
Review of Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, available on Disney+
McCoyed 